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Anatomy of a Party

Anatomy of a Retirement Tee

Not for sale yet. This design is a preview, so there's nothing to buy today.

A retirement T-shirt drawn like a diagram: a pocket watch taken all the way apart, with a fishing hat, a beach paperback, a deck chair and a pair of slippers around it.

Color: Ivory

Relaxed, boxy heavyweight tee with dropped shoulders. Most people take their usual size; size up one for an oversized look.

Shirt
Comfort Colors 1717 · 100% ring-spun cotton · 6.1 oz · garment-dyed
Print
Front · direct-to-garment · 10.1 × 12.13 in
Made
Blank tee made in Honduras. Printed after you order it, in Charlotte, North Carolina; Coppell, Texas; or Tijuana, Mexico.

Artwork made with AI tools from my concepts, then picked and prepared for print by me. Made to order by a production partner.

Details

Why it costs more: it's a heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717, and each one is printed for you after you order it, from a design of my own.

  • Garment-dyed
  • Relaxed fit
  • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
  • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Fit & sizing

Relaxed, boxy heavyweight tee with dropped shoulders. Most people take their usual size; size up one for an oversized look.

Flat garment measurements in inches
SizeWidthLength
S18.2526.62
M20.2528
L2229.37
XL2430.75
2XL2631.62
3XL27.7532.5
4XL29.7533.5

Measured flat, in inches. The real tee can measure up to 2 in off this chart.

Care

Garment-dyed, so each shirt's color varies slightly. Wash cold to keep the length.

Colors on screen are approximate, and light inks can look slightly tinted on red or maroon shirts. A faint square around the print right out of the package is the printer's pretreatment and washes out in the first wash.

Observe a little closer.

The watch is the only thing in pieces. Everything around it is for not keeping time anymore.

Print artwork: a gold pocket watch opened and taken apart into its gears and cases, with a green bucket hat, a paperback with a beach on the cover, a striped deck chair and a pair of purple slippers floating around it. Thin label lines with small open circles at their ends point to each part.
Plate · Anatomy of a Party

The print, up close

Print artwork: a gold pocket watch opened and taken apart into its gears and cases, with a green bucket hat, a paperback with a beach on the cover, a striped deck chair and a pair of purple slippers floating around it. Thin label lines with small open circles at their ends point to each part.

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